a pretty lame joke but ya..

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” the judge said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” the judge continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
The judge said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
“Please,” the judge tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?” the judge start increase his voice.
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.”

Hmm. I haven't blogged for almost a month! Wow, time flies! Its 2 months into 2010 now. I guess I must work very very hard from now till end April (when my final exams end), and then it's holidays! This week is a study break. I need to study mugging and stop focusing on my tuition. Asking my students to study and not study myself doesn't seem right at all. Mug mug mug! Cup cup cup!

On a sidenote, Word Power is back! But my memory is failing me badly, can't remember something that I just read. I pray for good memory again!