jayden's father

ahh.. i miss Pst Ming.. haha he had finished his teaching.. on his last lesson, people cheered for him.. so cool man..

talk about sharing things with your spouses
Pst Ming showed his hp to his wife..
w: who is this?
m: erm.. you know you know.. the one la.. that one you saw the last time.. ya..
w: ooohhhh.. so who is this?
however, the wife doesnt show her hp. but... it's okay
eventually, she will say everything out..

one phrase caught:
As fast as you lit the fire, as fast your head will leave your shoulder.
catch it if you can..

there is a difficult saying:
even if your spouse is unfaithful, you have to do what is right..
there's a story that goes like this..
a man promised his wife to be faithful 365days a year..
his wife is soo happy.. what a nice husband..
but he added on.. every leap year on the 366th day,
he must do what he wants.. who wants a husband like this?
[1/(365x4+1)] x 100% = 0.068446% only.. can destroy a marriage
so what makes you think God can take us for doubting His Word..

Pst Ming fetched a mother and her son to church..
before the ride, he asked the son if he wants to go toilet..
he said he doesn't need.. so the journey begins..
when he was about to reach, the son said he wanna go toilet..
Pst: can you hold a while more?
Son: er... yes..
a while later..
Son: i cant hold anymore..
a good father will always prepare plastic bags in the car..
so the mum was helping the son.. and the worst thing to hear is..
Son: sorry uncle ming..
Pst: what happen??
Son: i missed..
mum have not opened for him the bag and he exploded..
when reached..
Pst Ming: Suraj, bring all cloths, towels and water to my car now..
a boy peed in my car!
Suraj: oh no!
Pst Ming: oh YES.. come faster come!
things happen.. but your attitude toward the circumstance matter.. self-control..

then he talked about this guy..
usually people will look at pretty girls and handsome guys..
the guy said he's able to stay focused..
so Pst Ming asked him how he did that..
he said every time he looks at a girl,
he will only look at her above the shoulder..
Pst Ming: people always have the tendency to look elsewhere.. yes yes?
SOT(some): ...yes...
Pst Ming: ya okay.. all liars go to hell ya..
woo check out that butt soo tight (in a feminine way)..

oh man.. he's soo funny..

Pst Aries said something which touched me deeply..
31st dec.. he and the rest of the people doing countdown in church..
so new year they prayed that the year would be the best year yet..
then he sent some girls home.. at 5am..
he met with a very serious accident..
one which caused him to have to attend court from jan to july..
what a way to start the year..
so he told Pst Kong his whole story in details..
Pst Kong only replied him one line..
Pst Kong: i don't know why God allowed it to happen..
but the devil must know that you're gonna have a
great destiny ahead and he must stop you now..
what a word..